I was sitting at the bar
When a man came through the door
You know, the rural type
Beefy and covered in scars
He had a story to tell
Was trying to draw the attention
He said “tonight the drink's on me”
And so we all listened
And he told us how
He fought a grizzly bear
Armed with nothing but a knife
We believe him now
We haven't seen the bear
But he showed us the knife
He told us how
He hid through the bushes
Waiting all night long
For the bear to come out
Then he described
The fight that followed
He said “have a drink on me”
And so we all listened
It was a bloody fight
He almost died more than once
The bear fought mighty well
And its claws were sharp as hell
He looked at the door
And his face turned blue
We thought maybe he drank too much
But then we saw them too
Four cops rushed into the bar
And told the man “stay where you are !”
They put the knife in a plastic bag
And took the man away
And they told us how
Thinking she was a bear
He killed his ugly wife
We believe him now
We haven't seen the bear
But we have seen his wife !
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